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I need to be passionately attracted to my significant other, and for the most part attractive Korean-American women have unattractive personal values. Now, I know that many of our readers have never dated a Korean American woman but want to because–and I totally agree with my boy Ricky here–they are .But your knowledge in this area is limited because the only Korean American women you know of are either cylons: Deserted on a strange tropical island: Or have a golf club permanently attached to their hands: So, you may be thinking: Are Korean American women really as bad as this guy Ricky Kim says? Not only that, but they’re actually far worse—my boy Ricky has only touched the tip of the iceberg.Dating back to as early as 300,000BC, Korea is a peninsula surround by sea – to the west, the Yellow Sea which divides the country from China, and to the east, the Sea of Japan which divides the country from the Japanese Islands.From furthest north to the most southerly point, the Korean peninsula measures approximately 1,000 kilometres, while the width of the country varies between 200 and 400 kilometres.That comes out to a whopping 90 bottles of soju each year for every Korean person over the age of 20.
Here’s the other thing about KA women—there is a naturally-occurring, invisible chastity belt protecting her and the only way to get rid of the belt and get to her ! Now, I find it odd that the most dangerous part of dating a KA woman is never, ever addressed.Everest), you will not get anything more than a peck on the cheek and a handshake. After all, you are dating one of the most beautiful women in the world. Together, the two Koreas, North and South, occupy approximately 220,000 square kilometres, and would fit into the land mass of the United States of America nearly forty-four times.If you’re already the CEO of some Fortune 500 company or your last name is Clooney and you own a villa on a beautiful Italian lake, you have nothing to worry about. In America, the underdog (that’s you–in case you’re a little slow) can come out on top! Because we have access to that wonderful thing known as ! It’s going to be painful and expensive to reach this summit, but if you make it to the top and you plant your flag on that snowy peak, the fact that you will be bankrupt and in life-long debt will be worth it.
Hell, you shouldn’t even be reading this, you should be out there right now bopping Miss Koreatown on your private jet! Now you have to be careful about the actual date itself.As Kim observes in his article: If a KA woman has agreed to go out on a date with you, it means she thinks you have money.So, if you don’t drive a Benz or at least a Lexus, if you’re not going to show up at her door with a dozen roses in one hand and the latest Louis Vuitton purse in the other as your way of saying hello, if you can’t get a table next to Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore at the hottest restaurant in We Ho—then, you might as well stay home with a jar of Vaseline, some tissue and the cell phone photos you secretly snapped of that hot Korean chick who lives in your apartment complex and likes to lay out by the pool in her skimpy two-piece bikini because you have a better chance of scoring with your i Phone than you do on your date. Remember—you are dating a KA woman—the Mount Everest of women!In the Second World War, between 19, thousands of Koreans were forced into Japan’s Imperial Army and nearly quarter-of-a-million women and girls were used by the Japanese military as ‘Comfort Women’, a brutality which was not officially admitted to by the Japanese until 1993.