Book of rules for dating
"One minute," the dispatcher barked, and I grabbed my coat. "Look, if you leave now," he said, grabbing my arm again, "it's over." He pushed his face into mine as we stepped sideways into the elevator.
"So," I lied cheerily, "let's talk next week —" He followed me down the hall and grabbed my arm as I pressed the button for the elevator. "That's fine," I said, abandoning the lighthearted voice and shaking him off again.
He frowned — his previously attractive face now rather ferret-like.
"Oh, just, you know, beat," I said, and dialed a taxi service.
"An analogous situation," says Bogle, "is that men say they'd love it if their wives made more money than them.
The Rules was roundly denounced by feminists — "I asked my boyfriend out! I fetishized traditional marriage, and I was sure other women knew something about men I didn't know. 5: Don't Call Him, and Rarely Return His Calls"), and when he did I offered no input about what I wanted to do on our date ("He picks most of the movies, the restaurants and concerts the two of you go to"). "Every single day for 13 years." "But — you're only 30," I said.